I could fill this thing with just about any body fluid. Some would take longer to arrange than others, of course. But just imagine the look on their faces.

I asked if anyone had told her it looked like fatty low-quality meat. She said she thought that was inappropriate. Being a good sport she still gave me some, it was delicious – Peach Melba.

I’ve visited Dosa Plaza (way down Dominion Rd) a couple of times, it’s all vegetarian, pretty weird, cheap, and tasty. I haven’t tried any of the really weird ones yet – chop suey dosa, spring roll dosa – but the conventional ones, Masala Dosa and so on are good, and the mexican dosas taste… Well, right.

The menu is crazy, with a confusing array of dosai available in far too many variants. But it’s all pretty good for the (cheap) price.

Decor suffers a little, as they’re part of a chain, presumably all locations are the same. So it’s very lino floor, stark fluoro lighting, and samey-samey posters on the walls.

But still, I like it.

Better than Falcor. (In some respects.)

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I think I may have just had a stroke while watching this. Most hilarious things-stuck-to-a-cat's-bum action OF ALL TIME.

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This is just too great.

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Just the last few seconds, fireworks on a small screen are tricky, so just listen to the crowd's swelling excitement to understand how great this was.

The first few moments of flight of THE MIGHTY CHOPPAR, straight out of the box, and bloody good fun. Now I just have to fix the thing that makes it go forward and back.

Handmade, just for you.

(Hacked, slashed, and bashed from Darren's original at http://www.vimeo.com/9725319.)

I'm not sure how useful it is given that the trade-off for the high frame rate is terrible resolution, but it's still fun.

A litre of “genuine kentucky bourbon” that costs $6.99, you have to know that it’s going to be a nightmare, but hey at least it’s usable. Not like those other bourbons, the ones with the unwieldy ‘higher alcohol content’ or ‘quality’.

Who buys this shit? It’s purely for non-functional (or barely-functional) alcoholics, right? Like, the average customer who asks for this stuff also has silver paint around their mouth and nose, and reeks of an eye-watering ammonia-stench, from weeks worth of piss soaking into what remains of their clothing?

Yep, that’s the good stuff.

But clarifying that Margaret is the woman on the left, not the man on the right? Fucking genius. Nice work NZ Herald.

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Well it made me laugh. Or, I mean, chuckle.

Big deal, it’s not like he was driving.  He was just breaking into a bank with his gun and happened to have a few drinks first.  He even took his shoes off.  Jeez, I thought this was America.

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Often John Travolta sucks, sometimes he doesn't. Will this suck or will it kick arse? Trailer isn't giving much away, I mean he's dressed like a bitch, but at least he isn't screaming at the camera, or 8 foot tall with dreadlocks and a tiny head.

(By the way, entering 0 -0 – 0 does the trick getting past the age restriction thing, it's limited as there's some violence and f-bombs in the trailer.)

The best movie you haven't seen yet.

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See that? Real issues. Problems that face ordinary citizens every single day. Not rubbish like we suffer through with our local body politicians, arguing about Party Central for the RWC, or why they've been systematically dismantling and hiding all of our public art for the last few years.