Once upon a time Germans were a nightmare of technological sophistication, which they applied to perfecting mass-murder factories and weapons of terror and vengeance. Thankfully now they’re known more for liking beer a bit too much, and producing really weird porn.

This is not porn, but it seems to be at least partially beer driven (also lunacy and testosterone).

Who could possibly have predicted this outcome. (Hint: anyone with a brain.)

I wish the guy with the camera hadn’t filmed so much grass at the end there, I want to know what happened to that amateur backwards-Superman cum potential Darwin Award winner.