Don't watch this video unless you're really keen to see a bunch of nastiest old crap extruded out of a guys neck. As the video says in the first few seconds: "The Nastiest Cyst Removal Ever!!! Caution strong stomach needed." This isn't reverse psychology, I'm not trying to trick you into pushing play.

Now push play. (Don't push play.)

I confess that I rather enjoyed it – let's be honest, this is a bunch of guys (and a girl) performing minor surgery on their mate at home – but it's late and I'm all hopped up on curry, so my perspective may well be distorted.